'I'm not a person you should put on speaker phone' wood burnt sign

You brought the drama — I brought the wood. Hand-pyrographed sign: "i'm not a person you should put on speaker phone."

Why you need it:

• Sassful statement piece that warns visitors to keep it private.

• Real hardwood, warm grain, subtle smoky scent.

• Hand-burned letters — unique character in every piece.

• Ideal for phone stations, home offices, entryways, or as a bold gift.

Handmade humor and function — a tiny, woody warning for the delightfully unfiltered.