'I'm not a person you should put on speaker phone' wood burnt sign

$20.00

All items are made once.

You brought the drama — I brought the wood. Hand-pyrographed sign: "i'm not a person you should put on speaker phone."

Why you need it:

Sassful statement piece that warns visitors to keep it private.
Real hardwood, warm grain, subtle smoky scent.
Hand-burned letters — unique character in every piece.
Ideal for phone stations, home offices, entryways, or as a bold gift.

Handmade humor and function — a tiny, woody warning for the delightfully unfiltered.

You brought the drama — I brought the wood. Hand-pyrographed sign: "i'm not a person you should put on speaker phone."

Why you need it:

Sassful statement piece that warns visitors to keep it private.
Real hardwood, warm grain, subtle smoky scent.
Hand-burned letters — unique character in every piece.
Ideal for phone stations, home offices, entryways, or as a bold gift.

Handmade humor and function — a tiny, woody warning for the delightfully unfiltered.

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